In all seriousness, I'm looking for two or more people to take on developer roles. Specifically people who have skills in programming and debugging shell scripts. Even if writing code isn't your cup of joe, just helping patch and push new releases out would be a huge boost to the project's vitality.
I have a backlog of bugs that need fixing and can't seem to find the time to sit down and start widdling away at them. So, anybody out there interested?
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